kvnt

[kuhnt]

noun:vulgar slang

noun: KVNT; plural noun: KVNTS

Alternative spelling of "cunt" used to get around woke algorithms.

“Karen is such a kvnt. I'm so glad she got fired.”

THE STORY

You’ve died … Yep lights out, darling. But instead of clouds and choirs, you wake up to strobe lights and a thumping bass-line.

Turns out… limbo is a nightclub.

Before you pass to the other side, there’s one final party you must attend and you’re the guest of honor.

Guided by a seductive host, you’ll descend floor by floor through CLUB KVNT: Confronting the regrets you died with, Each brought to life through explosive storytelling, high-energy dance, live vocals, and breathtaking circus.

The soundtrack? A euphoric mix of club classics, original tracks and KVNTY DJ mixes: think Charli XCX, Beyoncé, Gaga, and beyond.

This isn’t just a show.

It’s your afterlife.

And it’s absolutely unmissable.

THE MUSIC

CLUB KVNT is powered by a thumping era-spanning soundtrack with original music by Bobbi Arlo and Juan Geck and club mixes by Erik Chen

The KVNT soundtrack takes you on a journey across the decades from 80s synth-pop right through to today’s electronic anthems.

Expect bold live vocals, mind melting original tracks and custom mixes created exclusively for the show. Capturing the hedonism, and fun that defines its world.

Whether you came of age under a disco ball in 1986 or found yourself on the dance floor in the 2020’s this soundtrack is for you.

THE LOCATION

CLUB KVNT is a fabulous and filthy return to the debauched spirit of old-school Soho. Housed inside the award-winning Underbelly Boulevard we are here to make Londons west end a whole lot more KVNTY.